Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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