brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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