That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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