idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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