I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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