There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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