He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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