The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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