wrigley field is MILF paradise
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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