I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Operation Purity has been aborted
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
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The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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