I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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