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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Where are you?

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  In a non slutty way

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)

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  Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  His little brother walked in on us. Six times.

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• (310): View more from California

  He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.

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  I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience

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