I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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