I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
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He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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