saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Found your dick twin last night
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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