i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
