Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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