Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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