Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
So many bounce houses so little time
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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