I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
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I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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