my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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