Christians are straight up FREAKS
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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