Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
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Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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