READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
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Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
The uberlube is also flammable
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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