i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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