I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
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Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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