I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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