I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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