roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Randomize
