Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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