Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
4 words: hood of his car
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Help. Why am I so naked?
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