I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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