What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
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So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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