Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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