i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
