you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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