I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
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is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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