so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
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I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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