This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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