so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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