By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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