I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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