I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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