Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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