You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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