take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I need water and some morals
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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