If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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