I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
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It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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