paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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