I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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