I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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