some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
